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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Job well done

Jac was right as usual, issue 303 is a cracker so well done all of you in our Ed's absence. Jac's role as stand-in editor reminded me of my trials and tribulations sitting in the big chair way back when I was still living in Tenerife.
The most stressful aspect to editing the paper, I found, was getting a good splash. On one occasion however, it was Monday night, and with just one day to go before pressing, I had nothing to grace the front page but a weak whale story. Now the old whale story is a great filler, partly because it evokes emotional sentiments, partly because you can always find a cracking whale picture (which Tenerife editing room doesn't have one knocking about?).
But this time round, I really wanted to impress the Ed and go with something striking. At the time, I was also working at night in a bar called The Drunken Duck in The Patch, and so, having left the office rather stressed at this 'no story' business, jumped in a cab and went off to collect some glasses (a great stress buster as the job came with six free Heinekens and three pints of Vodka Redbull - but that's anther story!).
As we approached the bar, the traffic came to a stand-still and in the distance, I saw plumes of black smoke rising from The Patch area. In a flash I jumped out of the cab after paying the driver and ran towards the smoke, which was evidently a fire judging from the fire engines that were fast approaching it.
Hurrah, I thought, this is my story. Looking back, that seems so mercenary. People could have been dying and all I thought of was my story. I have since learnt that all reporters get this same rush of adrenaline at the prospect of a scoop. No wonder we are not very popular.
As I reached the fire engines, a small crowd had surrounding the busy fireman, who I recognised from a day I spent with the Bomberos (wicked day - I've never been so popular!).
One of them spotted me and kindly filled me in on what had happened. Okay so it was far from a towering inferno, but thank goodness for that. A fire had been starting on the lower levels of the Patch - something to do with the tramp that used to live there. My Tenerife amnesia (any other ex-Tenerifians have this problem?) prevents me from remembering his name, but he was always knocking around The Patch with his trusty dog. Anyway, his mattress set light and there was a lot of smoke, but thankfully not much fire and even better, nobody was hurt. No matter, I got my front page. Some dramatic pictures of a closed off Patch, and an admittedly slightly weak story on what could have been. Oh, and if I remember rightly the whale story made it to page three!
Tasha Laming

Monday, April 03, 2006

Issue 303

Well, here we are again, slogging away on the latest issue. It's absolutely boiling hot, we're in the midst of a calima, and the air conditioning and fans are just about keeping us cool. Physically cool that is!
As usual on the last couple of days, we are at full speed, sorting everything out and just managing to cope without our editor Sandie. Yes, while we are all here, noses to the grindstone, the ed is off galivanting on a well-deserved break!
Had a lovely get together on Friday evening, to celebrate my husband's birthday, and many of The Paper gang turned out. Maude, our co-publisher and all round sweetheart bought Jim 3 Rod Stewart CD's and I think I've gone off her a bit. It's been nothing but Rod for the past 3 days!
Anyway, this issue is shaping up to be a good one, of course, so be ready to enjoy.
cheers, Jacqui.